Dear Jen,
I'm kind of a dork. How can I become cooler?
All the best, Nerdy Nelly
Dear Nelly,
If there is one thing I know
- Become really famous.
- Get a tattoo. Or grow a beard. Maybe both.
- Do whatever you can to become a part of the Weeki Wachee Live Mermaid Show.
- Tell everyone you meet how much you love WhitfieldAwesome.com.
- Change your name to something like Vest or Figtree.
- Learn magic tricks.
- Get rich and buy affection from others cooler than you.
- Make time for a lot of brooding.
- Carry wallet size photos of your pet(s). In your wallet. Cause carrying them willy-nilly in your bag would be weird.
- Embrace what makes you you, even if it means being kind of a dork.
