Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Touché Tuesday Advice Column

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Dear Jen,
I'm kind of a dork. How can I become cooler?
All the best, Nerdy Nelly

Dear Nelly,
If there is one thing I know nothing everything about, it is being cool. Here are a few tips:
  1. Become really famous.
  2. Get a tattoo. Or grow a beard. Maybe both. 
  3. Do whatever you can to become a part of the Weeki Wachee Live Mermaid Show.
  4. Tell everyone you meet how much you love WhitfieldAwesome.com. 
  5. Change your name to something like Vest or Figtree. 
  6. Learn magic tricks.
  7. Get rich and buy affection from others cooler than you.
  8. Make time for a lot of brooding.
  9. Carry wallet size photos of your pet(s). In your wallet. Cause carrying them willy-nilly in your bag would be weird.
  10. Embrace what makes you you, even if it means being kind of a dork.
♥ Jen
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4 comments:

  1. erin e flynnJune 20, 2012 at 6:28 AM

    I love your advice column. Especially this week as it applies to me too! Going to try growing a beard and practice holding my breath. Thanks!

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    1. JenJune 20, 2012 at 10:00 AM

      Best of luck with your beard and breath! You'd think some really prestigious school like Greendale Community College would have given me an honorary psych degree by now.

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  2. AnonymousJune 21, 2012 at 4:33 PM

    Excellent advice! I have already made my first moves towards achieving #3 as I have completed most of the other advice already.
    Love - Thorn

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    1. JenJune 24, 2012 at 4:29 PM

      Way to be on top of things! I'm sure if you made Weeki Wachee aware of you other accomplishments, they'd let you star in the show without so much as an audition.

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