Just in case you forgot how much of a winner I am, I have already won two ugly Christmas sweater contests and it's only December 12th. If there is one thing in this world that I am good at, it is ugly.
The first win came at a Cookie Swap/Ugly Sweater Party. I went for sweet old lady chic. It was a velvet pants and layered sequin/sweater vest situation. First place! The second win came at a Dirty Santa Gift Exchange/Mayan Ugly Sweater Party. This time I went for Aztec Rap Sensation - velvet track suit, sundial bling bling and a hieroglyphic neck tatt. Second Place/First Loser! I got beat by a grown man in a woman's teddy-bear sweater. If I'm going to take second in anything, it best be behind a grown man in a lady bear sweater.
What have you been up to this Christmas season?
P.S. I made these cookies for the cookie swap (as seen on Kacey'sKitchen.com). They amaze people.
Also, this may have happened inside my Dirty Santa gift:
You are amazing as usual!
ReplyDeleteI appreciate your honesty.
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