Warning: The following question was submitted by someone trying to be funny or shocking or thirteen. But it takes more than the "m" word to get a rise (you'll soon see what I did there) out of me. You should know that this post is rated PG-13. Don't blame me if your eight-year-old reads over your shoulder.
My arms are sore. Is it possible I could be masturbating too much?
Insufficient data, Pete. How am I to know if masturbation is the cause of your sore arms if I do not know things like what else you do with your arms or how often you ride solo? For all I know, you are a furniture mover and only self assess once a week. Maybe you wrestle actual gators on the regular and only wrestle your gator on Tuesday and Thursday. Or maybe all you do is sit in your room at your mom's house enabling socks to stand unassisted. I just don't know.
It is natural to be curious about your body. And you are probably far more interested in it that anyone else will ever be anyway. Just remember, all things should be practiced in moderation.Try talking to you father or family doctor or Jason Biggs. Probably not your P.E. coach though.
P.S. Remember, shaking it three times counts.