Educate us on something...

This post is part of the series "Blog Every Day in May".
Day 2: Educate us on something you know a lot about or are good at. 

Oh man. I am so good at so many things. Like, 

• saying I’m going to tackle a project after work but watching television instead. 
• sit and reach. 
• consuming large amounts of food in one sitting. 
• not learning to play guitar. 
• making people feel uncomfortable.
• imitating Forest Gump on accident. 
• being terrified of snakes. 

But today, friends, I shall educate you on “The Carlton”. 

1. Put on some sweet tunes. Might I suggest something by Tom Jones? Something like “It’s Not Unusual”.  
2. Make sure no one else is around. (You might want to do this first. Don’t.) 
3. Grab a microphone-shaped prop. Sing into it. 
4.  Swing your arms and snap your fingers to the beat while slightly bending forward. 
5.  With knees bent, shift your weight from one leg to the other. 
6.  Don’t be afraid to add flair – wiggle your hips, add a spin, wear a sweater vest, and maintain a freakishly large grin. 
7.  If you have access to stairs, or a couch, run up them for dramatic effect. 
8.  Return to number 4 and repeat until you notice someone noticing you.

You’re welcome.