Featurette Friday: Next Time on Project Runway

Today was a sad day for Browncoats. Or at least the ones that follow The Bloggess. Or at least me. Even sadder than the moment I admitted to myself that Castle kind of sucks. Nathan Fillion refused to hold twine. (Don't know what that means? Read this.) In response, I not only held twine, I made a shirt out of it. But I probably have a lot of time on my hands, not being famous and all. 

I understand the point Mal Capitan Hammer the super serious about his craft actor, Nathan Fillion was trying to make. But. He should have said it a little differently. It should have been less "I'm an ACTOR"-y. It shouldn't have started with "sigh". And the gardener should have been left out of it. I would have preferred no response. Then I could continue to pretend that he hadn't noticed all the calls for a twine photo. He does have 1.3+ million Twitter followers after all. I could remain convinced that he was a cool guy with a great sense of humor and would totally hold twine. Thanks a lot ugly truth.

Wouldn't it be great if Project Runway did a twine challenge and invited The Bloggess and Nathan Fillion as guest judges? The only acceptable answer here is yes. I think it'd go a little something like this:

(This video also stars Sofia Vergara, the scarf, made by reader Veronika O.'s aunt!)

In related observations, it seems to all trickle down. Nathan Fillion ignores The Bloggess. The Bloggess ignores me. (Except when I have a dead weasel for her.) Zero response to twine shirt. I may still be sore about the girl with mascara on her face. Maybe one day I'll be famous enough to ignore someone. Should that day come, and you are still reading, call me out. Don't let me get away with that ish.

Featurette Friday. Sorta.

I'm in the process of making the video I had hoped to feature today. It needs more work to bring it up to my pitiful vlogging standards, if you can believe that. In the meantime, enjoy two new unboxing vids. Made in the same dress.

Birchbox July 2012


Indie Gift Box

Featurette Friday: Letters from the Bath

I don't have an explanation for myself or this video. Among it's many features: UFOs, cat butts, pistachio pudding and the statement "I ain't dead in the loins yet". Off the rails. And yes, that was my only glass of wine.



Wanna link up your letters? Head over to Adventures of Newlyweds. 

Featurette Friday: Letters (there may be beatboxing)

Ashley over at Adventures of Newlyweds hosts Friday's Letters. Taking a page from Late Night with Jimmy Fallon's book*, I shall do this Thank You Notes style. Watch:



*He turned this skit into books, plural. They're funny.

Featurette Friday: How I Think Prometheus Is Going To Go

I'll be seeing Prometheus later tonight. Here's my prediction of how things will go. Also, sorry I always forget to mirror text so it won't be backwards in my vids.

Featurette Friday: Sling Blade Reads Popular Science Mmmhmm

Have I mentioned how much I enjoy beating a dead horse? I had so much fun torturing my sister with creating highbrow humor for you last week in the Yoda Reads NASCAR Romance video, that I'm sticking to the formula. Random character + something said character wouldn't read = comedic genius comedy at least as good as Joe Dirt which had a domestic gross over 27 million (really).

Without further ado, I present to you Sling Blade Reads Popular Science Mmmhmm.

Friday Switcheroo: Goodbye Foto, Hello Featurette. Also Yoda.

I'm just not that into Foto Friday any more. I love photography but I don't love blogging about it. And judging by site stats, I don't think you love me blogging about it either. Boom. It's over. 

Taking it's place...

Surprisingly, I enjoy vlogging. Surprising because I don't enjoy talking. Featurette Friday* will help me continue my quest to become America's very worst vlogger. Each Friday, I will present to you a video of nothing in particular. 

Please enjoy today's video, Yoda Reads NASCAR Romance. Yes, NASCAR romance is a thing (excerpt [slightly adapted for Yoda] from Speed Dating by Nancy Warren). 




*Originally titled The Posts That Will Embarrass My Sister Fridays but those words don't begin with "F", not even phonetically. And Fhe Fosts Fhat Fill Fembarrass Fy Fister Fridays just looks stupid.

Are you on board for Featurette Friday? What sort of videos would you like to see?