Sunday, August 26, 2012

Obsession Confession Sunday: Hurricane Isaac Edition

5 Things That Currently Make Me Feel Like I'm Part of the Zombie Apocalypse Thanks to Hurricane Isaac:

  1. Boarded up windows. I like to think of it as "condemned chic".
  2. Vienna Sausage emergency kit. Fun hurricane fact: I was supposed to spend my 26th birthday in Key West but I spent it at home playing slip-n-slide and eating Vienna Sausages instead. Why? Hurricane Dennis. No power. No open stores or restaurants. No gas.
  3. Gasoline hoarding. It's already running out and I have two days of a 52-mile round trip for work before the storm even gets here.  
  4. Empty shelves. I went to WalMart for a few things last night. They were almost out of toilet paper. And people were grabbing water and batteries like nobody's business. Another fun hurricane fact: I've visited WalMart at gunpoint! After Hurricane Ivan, soldiers stood inside/outside before power was restored, with guns, to control folks. 
  5. I could really go for a smoothie.
P.S. A lady in a cave once told me that it would take a very short time for a human to go mad in complete darkness. As I sit here in the dark, windows boarded tight for the third time in the eight years since I built my house, I believe you, Cave Lady, I believe you.

2 comments:

  1. I feel for you, really I do.
    But.....I have a feeling we are gonna get some totes awesome blog posts from you as you go 'insane' from the dark.
    You go, Cave Girl. Live it.

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